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If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks

(via seedy)

hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

(via seedy)

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

(via seedy)

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis, via seedy)

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker, via seedy)

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(Source: guy, via seedy)

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

(via seedy)