be nice (◡‿◡✿)


brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

(via stabs)

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via stabs)

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via stabs)

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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(via stabs)

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
unclefather:

who did this
  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt
  • yanderwei:

    me:

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    you:

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    (Source: mdpx, via nice-wig-janis)